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Sunday, April 27, 2008

Holy Mother of Beaver...

I was in a photography chat room that I frequent discussing with friends my plans to put in my two week notice tomorrow and how much I'm looking forward to it. I noted that, while I plan to do the traditional letter of resignation, I was also considering doing a little dance. Maybe even a song or two. While I babbled on about the crazy things I'd like to do after I hand my notice to the store manager, another member of chat had this to say:

When leaving his job at a credit union where he maintained the computer files, Dorian decided to leave his mark in an extra special way. See, each employee at the credit union had their own account as a benefit of working there, an account that Dorian maintained. On his last day Dorian went into each of his fellow employees' accounts and itemized them...with everything he felt made them what they are: OBNOXIOUS. I wish I could have been a fly on the wall when they all opened their accounts to see their worst personality flaws detailed electronically!

So this inspired me. I believe I'm going to spend 10 days (my last two weeks of work) doing something special for my personality challenged coworkers. Every day I'm going to greet them with a smile and let them know one thing I dislike about them. I've found that, as long as it's said with a smile, many people don't even notice when you're calling them a mentally challenged jerkoff with a bad haircut. Can't wait!

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